You Know You Have Finished Your MBA When...

• You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
• You refer to dating as test marketing.
• You can spell 'paradigm'.
• You actually know what a paradigm is.
• You write executive summaries on your love letters.
• You think it is actually efficient to write a ten-page paper with six other people you do not know.
• You believe you never have any problems in your life, just 'issues' and 'improvement opportunities.'
• You know every single piece of clip art in PowerPoint.
• You can explain to someone the difference between 're-engineering', 'down-sizing', 'right-sizing', and 'firing'.
• You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
• You refer to divorce as 'divesture.'
• You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
• You use the term 'value-added' without falling down laughing.
• You give constructive feedback to your dog.
• When Marriage is Another "M & A" for you.